Letter To The Nations (description)

Dear homeland,
After being sucked into a vortex I roam the lands of some odd festival by the name of Connecticon. They are nice here, people treat me as though they've seen me before and I love it. However I do miss the day of playing Pai Sho with old friends back in the nations and am writing these letters in hopes that I will never forget them. I wish to return someday...I think. I can't remember my name anymore. All I have left are the clothes on my person and a lone cabbage. The avatar is no doubt the cause of this...avatar...who...is the avatar? No matter, I see a stand much like one I once knew. I shall guard it with my life for reasons I do not quite understand. I want to go home...or do I? Ha..ha ha ha! HAHAhahahAHahaahaaaaa!